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Enchantment As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color. When Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School. |
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Enchantment When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game. The meat, on the other hand, has frequent visitors. |
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Instant Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life. In a duel and taking a lickin' . . . |
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Instant Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals. Gimme five! (Or whatever you got.) |
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Enchantment When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue. Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you. |
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Creature — Knight First strike
That's what it's all about. 2/2 |
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Creature — Beast Whenever Lexivore deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than Lexivore with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.) Plucking the chicken —Elvish expression meaning "flinging the monkey" 2/3 |
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Sorcery Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.) Few understand the DCI's rigorous decision-making process. |
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Creature — Bird Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains flying until end of turn. "Lo! lord of layers proudly comb-crested Hero to hens father to feathers Crowing sun-caller weaver of wattle Elder to eggs." —*Rooster Saga* 2/2 |
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Creature — Lady of Proper Etiquette Flying, first strike At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice Miss Demeanor. Even war can be civil. 3/1 |
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Sorcery Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling. DCI ruling — A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling. If yo . . . ted. |
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Sorcery Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller. "Spring in Dominaria means pastels!" —Excerpt from *Mage's Home Journal* |
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Instant Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead. |
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Enchantment Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND"). |
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Enchantment As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player. Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card. |
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Enchantment Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game. Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell. |
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Creature — Bird Noble Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.) Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.) During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while the others—well, just ran around. 2/2 |
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Creature — Clamfolk Whenever Clambassadors deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent. "Sorry we shelled your village—here's some gold." 4/4 |
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Creature — Clamfolk If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die. The Clams down in Clamville All scootered and skittled— "The three is no more!" The Clam fiddler fiddled. 2/2 |
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Creature — Clamfolk As Clam Session enters the battlefield, choose a word. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice Clam Session. You can't repeat a song. "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl . . . ." 2/5 |
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Enchantment Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell. When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy. "You didn't say the Magic word." |
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Instant Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell. "Don't worry about it. It happens to every mage sooner or later." |
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Instant Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards. "But next time we meet, . . ." |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1. "I feel like chicken tonight!" |
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Enchantment When Free-for-All enters the battlefield, exile all creatures face down. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with Free-for-All at random and puts it onto the battlefield. When Free-for-All leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards. |
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Enchantment Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player. |
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Enchantment Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell. Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player. |
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Creature — The Biggest, Baddest, Nastiest, You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other. B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or "It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger No, more. Look, we're talking krakens and |
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Scariest Creature You'll Ever See B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card more creatures. than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was *big*!" —Arna Kennerüd, skyknight 99/99 |
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Creature — Zombie
"I'm back from the Dead," the zombie moaned. "And they were far out, man." 3/3 |
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Sorcery Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. "You're in for a nasty butt-kickin'." |
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Enchantment As Handcuffs enters the battlefield, choose a player. When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice Handcuffs and that player sacrifices three permanents. "That was fun! Now me." —Gwendlyn Di Corci |
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Creature — Beast Flying, first strike
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Creature — Imp Flying As Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result. At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on Jumbo Imp equal to the result. At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from Jumbo Imp equal to the result. 0/0 |
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Sorcery Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add "Lucy, you've got some spleenin' to do." |
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Enchantment Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them. Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? |
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Creature — Bird Spirit Flying Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist. Farmer Brown never ate eggs again. 1/1 |
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Creature — Zombie As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can't, sacrifice it. "Not the graveyard shift again!" 3/3 |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant player As Volrath's Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances Volrath's Motion Sensor on the back of that hand. When Volrath's Motion Sensor falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice Volrath's Motion Sensor and enchanted player loses 3 life. |
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Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire Enchantment Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player chooses one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player. |
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Creature — Egg At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token. "That's a lotta nuggets." —Jaya Ballard, task mage 0/1 |
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Sorcery Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player. "I'm facing defeat, . . ." |
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Creature — Goblin
"Glok loved bets! He'd sit in the bar all night an' laugh an' laugh. Hey—he still owes me." —Squee, goblin casino hand 1/1 |
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Creature — Goblin If Goblin Bowling Team would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead. Flog was out of his league—this game wasn't up his alley, but the team couldn't spare him if he split. 1/1 |
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Instant Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. 2 — A card named Goblin Tutor 3 — An enchantment 4 — An artifact 5 — A creature 6 — An instant or sorcery |
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Creature — Minotaur Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.) "Nothing comes between me and my Didgeridoos™." 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Devil
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Creature — Cow At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player. "I got your milk right here!" 3/3 |
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Sorcery Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped. |
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Enchantment Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary. |
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Creature — Beast When Spark Fiend enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total. At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing. 5/6 |
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Sorcery Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect. 1 — Do nothing. 2 — Destroy all artifacts. 3 — Destroy all lands. 4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player. 5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards. 6 — Repeat this process two more times. |
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The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service Sorcery The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers. The number printed on the card is no longer in service. For help, go to wizards.custhelp.com or find us on Twitter @Wizards_Help. |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1. . . . that exciting . . . about . . . |
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Sorcery Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. The wizard exclaimed, "I'm no chicken . . . ." |
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Creature — Elves As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result. "Uh-hunh." */* |
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Sorcery Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep. And their bleating was like a wet salmon slapped upon the land—slap! slap! slap! |
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Creature — Bird
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Sorcery Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control. |
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Creature — Ogre When Ghazbán Ogress enters the battlefield, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Ghazbán Ogress. 2/2 |
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Instant Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result. MORE TO LOVE: Friendly, nature-loving, Bunyonesque SEM seeks SEF looking for a huge commitment. . . . seeks atog prince |
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Creature — Gus Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them. "Now I lay me down to sleep— What are *you* starin' at?" 2/2 |
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Creature — Cow At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer. Mooo. 3/3 |
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Sorcery Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles. |
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Enchantment When Mine, Mine, Mine! enters the battlefield, each player puts their library into their hand. Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library. Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. When Mine, Mine, Mine! leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. |
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Enchantment
"And the ignorant shall fall to the squirrels." —*Chip 2:54* |
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Instant Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn. Due to some late-night partying, the chicken missed the group photo. |
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Legendary Creature — Human Gamer
"Just wait till I get my Leviathan . . . ." 1/1 |
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Artifact
Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Limit one per purchase. Valid only in participating duels. This coupon is nontransferable and invalid if shattered, crumbled, detonated, pillaged, or otherwise disenchanted. Cash value less than 1/20 of a cent. Offer not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where prohibited by law or the DCI. |
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Artifact Spells you cast cost Every page holds a month, every date a numeral. |
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Artifact
And you thought that was just an urban legend. |
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Artifact Creature — Bird Flying
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Artifact
Only a villain would unleash a giant fan on anyone! |
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Artifact
"¡Yo quiero Kormus Bell!" |
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Artifact Mirror Mirror enters the battlefield tapped.
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Artifact Creature — Cat Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block. The tiger is always quick to fold. 4/3 |
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Artifact Creature — Lobster Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block. Many take the lobster for granite. 4/3 |
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Artifact Creature — Lizard Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block. Nothing beats the lizard's shear power. 4/3 |
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Artifact
At last Urza's powers were focused through the incredible artifact. "Who wants pancakes?" he asked. |
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Artifact Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped. Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step. As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed. Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses. |
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Artifact Creature — Construct
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Basic Land — Plains ( |
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Basic Land — Island ( |
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Basic Land — Swamp ( |
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Basic Land — Mountain ( |
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Basic Land — Forest ( |
: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)