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Creature — Elephant Performer Flying
When Aerialephant enters the battlefield, you get Everyone wants to talk about the elephant in this room. 3/2 |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Bard Vigilance Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control. Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. Known for their hit single "Your Wait from This Point Is Seven Hours." */6 |
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Instant Choose one — • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. • Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.) "You will either begin or end the ride no taller than this." |
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Creature — Bird Guest Flying When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.) It's not like anyone else really wanted it. 2/4 |
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Sorcery Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. The Astrotorium's Clown-Bots are programmed to delight attendees by any means necessary. |
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Creature — Sloth Beast Employee When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. The longest lines in the park. 3/3 |
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Enchantment Rather than choose the indicated number of modes for spells and abilities you control, you may choose one or more modes. You can't choose any mode more than once. Memories that will technically last the rest of your life. |
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Form of the Approach of the Second Sun Enchantment When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head. When you draw yourself, you win the game. When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment. |
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Enchantment Flash When Get Your Head in the Game enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) with your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head). |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant nonland permanent As Gobsmacked enters the battlefield, choose a person outside the game. As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. You haven't seen it until you see it in 6-D. |
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Instant Tap up to two target creatures. Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand. "What could be funnier than one big pie to the face? Unless . . . no. Could it be that simple?" —Pietra, Crafter of Clowns |
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Instant Target blocking or blocked creature you control get +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until end of turn. If you and that creature each have a hat, the creature gains triple strike until end of turn. "Behold the power of my hat and the ghosts of two other hats I used to own!" |
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Artifact Creature — Robot When Impounding Lot-Bot enters the battlefield, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until Impounding Lot-Bot leaves the battlefield. Not all tickets can be exchanged for prizes. 3/4 |
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Creature — Human Employee Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.) "'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday." 3/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a letter. Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying. Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.) 3/3 |
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Creature — Human Knight Performer First strike As this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it. The lucky armor stopped lightning and lasers, but sadly, also love. 2/1 |
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Sorcery Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with the either of the chosen letters. "If people are always on the edge of their seats, we can save money on chair backs." —Myra the Magnificent |
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Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z. Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range. "Anna and Blaine said the ride was awesome. Yolanda and Zachary aren't back yet." |
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Instant Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat. With enough showmanship, even mundane items like playing cards or molecular teleporters can produce a mesmerizing spectacle. |
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Creature — Goat Employee Whenever another creature you own enters the battlefield, you get Once he stopped eating tickets, Bixby was a model employee. 2/2 |
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Sorcery Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. "Control to Truss. Chief, the entry scan software is reading babies as hot dogs. Again." —Glaxxar, engineering assistant |
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Artifact — Equipment When Pin Collection enters the battlefield, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket cost.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on Pin Collection.
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Creature — Human Employee When Ride Guide enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) "When riding Erebos's Whip, remember to keep your arms, legs, and any strange flailing appendages inside the vehicle at all times." 4/4 |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one —
• You get "I AM FILLED WITH DELICIOUS CANDY. I AM NOT A TRICK." 2/1 |
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Creature — Vampire Guest Sanguine Sipper has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent. The midway offers every flavor under the sun, even to guests who need to stay out of it. 3/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Guest Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them. Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them. 3/3 |
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Enchantment Parade! — At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose creatures you control one at a time until each creature you control has been chosen. Each of those creatures gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature chosen before it. (Places everyone! The first creature in line gets +0/+0.) |
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Enchantment When Surprise Party enters the battlefield, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast Surprise Party, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast Surprise Party. Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance. |
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Creature — Angel Performer Flying, vigilance
When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot
"'Technologically-Advanced People-Pleasing Entertainment Robot', eh? Nice hat. Would be a shame if something happened to it." —"Brims" Barone, midway mobster 1/2 |
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Creature — Human Performer Flying Trapeze Artist enters the battlefield by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand. Heinrich catches the trapeze only about half the time, but he looks so good falling. 2/1 |
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Sorcery You get seven Tap beverages with extreme caution. |
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Artifact When Astroquarium enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on it.
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Creature — Sheep Performer Flying
When Baaallerina enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Cute as a mutton. 3/3 |
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Instant Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card. "As long as there's no outside food, you're good to go." |
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Creature — Beeble Protection from Robots
Myra bought beebles because they were cheaper than rubber ducks. Now the infestation is her largest expense. 1/1 |
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Creature — Merfolk Performer Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get The Gargantikari astroserpent hated the taste of merfolk, but the audience didn't need to know that. 1/3 |
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Creature — Fish
Lying to a fish is such an unthinkable act, most planets don't even have a law against it. 3/6 |
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Instant Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result. Sometimes the Astrotorium's stunts look dangerous because they absolutely are. |
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Instant Counter target spell unless its controller pays "All you gotta do is panic with purpose. And plead your innocence with purpose. And have your mom bail you out with purpose." |
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Sorcery Choose two —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Roll to visit your Attractions.
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Creature — Frog Guest Croakid Amphibonaut has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent. "I designed the Astrotorium's jetpacks to be lightweight and inexpensive. Nobody mentioned reliable." —Truss, chief engineer 4/3 |
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Sorcery Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its name from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. To B, or not to B. |
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Enchantment When Exchange of Words enters the battlefield, choose two target creatures. For as long as Exchange of Words remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures. Before criticizing, walk a mile *(about 1.6 kilometers)* in their head. That way, when you do, you're a mile away and you have their head. |
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Legendary Creature — Merfolk Performer As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number greater than 0. Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number. Partner 3/4 |
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Creature — Human Performer Flash As Focused Funambulist enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on the empty side of the balancing pole. When you do, ask a person outside the game "Does this look balanced?" If they say yes, you may tap or untap target creature. 2/1 |
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Creature — Faerie Performer Flying
When Glitterflitter enters the battlefield, you get There are no small parts, only small performers. 2/2 |
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Enchantment Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name. Against the infinite backdrop of space, isn't all golf miniature? |
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Enchantment Flash When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment. The largest dunk tank in forty-seven galaxies. |
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Sorcery Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters the battlefield as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.) |
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Creature — Human Employee When Monitor Monitor enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Once each turn, you may pay Nine fires, a hull breach, and a Quafloovian meganibbler escaped from the petting zoo. Things were suspiciously quiet. 2/5 |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature When Motion Sickness enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach Motion Sickness to target tapped creature. |
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Enchantment When Octo Opus enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 blue Octopus Performer creature token named Contortionist with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may fold this token in half." (It becomes 2/2, then 1/1, ½/½, and so on.) Sacrifice Octo Opus: Draw a card and an additional card for each of Contortionist's folds. |
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Sorcery Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent choses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.) • A — Gain control of target creature you don't control. • B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it. • C — Take an extra turn after this one. • D — Draw seven cards. |
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Enchantment Whenever you cast a spell, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy. Then balance a card from outside the game on one of your fingertips. When that card falls or touches another card, sacrifice Plate Spinning. For extra style points, spin them. |
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Creature — Wall Defender
"That bear's been there since the Astrotorium opened. I've seen it move." —Ernst, deep fry cook 0/4 |
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Creature — Vedalken Employee When Seasoned Buttoneer enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Everyone comments on the buttons, but few appreciate the pedals. 2/2 |
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Instant Put target creature into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the number of doors you can see from your seat. Fblthp decided to get some sleep, nestled among the plush Ajanis until morning. |
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Creature — Porcupine Performer Flying Whenever you cast an alliterative spell, scry 2. (Anything with two or more capitalized words in its name that begin with the same letter is alliterative.) Other alliterative creatures you control have flying. 2/3 |
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Creature — Human Rogue Guest When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.
"All you gotta do is walk with purpose. And run with purpose. And clear a five-foot gate with purpose." 2/1 |
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Instant Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Whenever you put an art sticker on a creature, you may return Unlawful Entry from your graveyard to your hand. "Glaxxar, Security Bot 254 has wandered off. After lunch, throw on a spacesuit and go find it." —Truss, chief engineer |
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Creature — Vedalken Guest As Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result. If you would roll one or more six-sided dice, instead roll them and you may exchange one result with Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker's base power or base toughness. */* |
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Creature — Human Wizard Performer When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.) Magic is the name of the game. 3/1 |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant your graveyard Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard. If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile Animate Graveyard. |
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Sorcery Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow. Squawks was quick to establish the social pecking order. |
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Sorcery Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn. "Code Dark Donut! Code Dark Donut! All available fun specialists, please report to the Roil Coaster immediately!" —Truss, chief engineer |
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Creature — Alien Crab Horror Deathtouch
When Carnival Carnivore enters the battlefield, you get Somehow only the third-most dangerous ride in the park. 4/6 |
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Creature — Vampire Employee When Deadbeat Attendant enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Some people will hire anyone with a pulse. Myra isn't that picky. 1/1 |
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Creature — Vampire Employee When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting. 3/2 |
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Sorcery Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.) Without vowels, no one can hear you scream. |
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Creature — Vampire Guest Flying, haste When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life. The mirrors weren't fun for everyone. 2/1 |
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Sorcery Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that player controls. (It's put into their junkyard.) Safety twelfth. |
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Sorcery Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens. |
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Creature — Zombie Performer When Gray Merchant of Alphabet enters the battlefield, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life. Like any young zombie, Gary dreamed of escaping the underworld to join the circus. 2/4 |
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Creature — Human Hatificer Assassin Deathtouch Whenever another creature that has a hat enters the battlefield under your control or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, each opponent loses 1 life. "Brims" Barone's enforcers are always dressed to kill. 2/2 |
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Sorcery Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.) One at a time, throw ten cards you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of at least three feet (about one meter). For each of those cards, Knife and Death deals 1 damage to each creature or planeswalker you don't control that card is touching. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way. |
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Enchantment When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Aura to it. Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 for each name sticker on this Aura with seven or fewer letters. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, sacrifice enchanted creature. |
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Creature — Zombie Guest "Lifetime" Pass Holder enters the battlefield tapped. When "Lifetime" Pass Holder dies, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return "Lifetime" Pass Holder from your graveyard to the battlefield. 2/1 |
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Creature — Human Rogue Guest When Line Cutter enters the battlefield, roll to visit your Attractions. Waiting is for chumps with flimsy spacesuits. 3/4 |
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Night Shift of the Living Dead Enchantment After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token. At the Astrotorium, even the dead make a living wage. |
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Legendary Creature — Vampire Performer As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a word with five or more letters. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 2/2 |
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Sorcery Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text. You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op. |
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Sorcery Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's an artifact with " May contain soy. May contain a deep void, chillingly hoarse and howling without voice. May contain gluten. |
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Creature — Azra Employee Menace Whenever Quick Fixer deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Myra doesn't believe in stopping rides for minor inconveniences like "they need to be repaired." 2/3 |
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Creature — Rat Rogue
While the gremlin, beeble, and squirrel infestations wreaked havoc on the park, Roxi was able to spin the numerous rat colonies as a "robust recycling program." 1/2 |
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Creature — Alien Child Guest As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2. As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace. As long as three or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has lifelink. 1/1 |
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Instant Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their base power is half that creature's power and their base toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time. The audience always loves it, but volunteers are divided. |
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Creature — Vampire Employee When Scampire enters the battlefield, you get 1/3 |
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Creature — Zombie Coward Guest Scared Stiff has menace as long as you control a stickered permanent. The horrors of Sorin's Haunted Mansion scared Hurrk half to life. 3/2 |
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Instant Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result. Draw a card. "What? No, that's ridiculous! Of course the rat doesn't work for the park. I've never seen it before in my life!" —Monoxa, midway manager |
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Instant Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die. 1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn. 2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it. 3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life. 4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn. 5 — Destroy it. 6 — Exile it. |
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Creature — Demon Employee As long as you've visited an Attraction this turn, Soul Swindler has indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) When Soul Swindler enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) "Three tries to decide your fate! Fabulous prizes! Probably no untold torment!" 5/3 |
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Sorcery Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) "Ah, the midway, beating heart of the—well, maybe the big top is the heart. If there were two hearts, then the midway—or the lungs. Lungs or stomach!" —Captain Rex Nebula |
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Creature — Wolf Guest When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, up to X target creatures each get -1/-1 until end of turn, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.) "And to think, I came in here looking for someone to eat." 2/3 |
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Creature — Alien Squirrel Xenosquirrels enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from Xenosquirrels. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. "Hey Glaxxar, did you remember to seal the vents on the seat belt control module?" —Truss, chief engineer 0/0 |
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Sorcery Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.) "My Abattoir Ghoul deck is unstoppable. Wait, 1996 World Champion?" —Johnny, to Spike |
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Sorcery This spell costs Space can be a lawless place—far from the prying eyes of electrical inspectors. |
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Sorcery Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the best. When they rate the art, up to that many target creatures can't block this turn. There's no defending against public opinion. |
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Enchantment When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, it deals damage equal to the number of o's in name stickers on this enchantment to any target. Employees were instructed to refer to meteor showers as "impromptu fireworks." |
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Creature — Ogre Warrior Guest Big Winner has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent. The results of the test of strength were: Yes. 5/2 |
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Creature — Dog Employee
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Sorcery Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. Another day, another item Pietra has to add to the "do not juggle" database. |
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Legendary Creature — Devil Performer Haste When Devil K. Nevil enters the battlefield, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.) "Danger is my middle name. Also, I don't know how to spell." 2/1 |
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Enchantment If a hot source you control would deal damage to a player or permanent, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead. (Something is hot if it has hot things in its art, like fire or explosions.)
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Instant Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target. You may cast Eelectrocute from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast Eelectrocute this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. The midway's games aren't so much rigged as they are insulated and grounded. |
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Creature — Goblin Guest When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Add The Astrotorium has never been a place for self-restraint. 2/2 |
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Creature — Goblin Guest When this creature enters the battlefield from anywhere other than a graveyard or exile, if it's on the battlefield and you control 9 or fewer creatures named "Name Sticker" Goblin, roll a 20-sided die.
1-6 | Add The Astrotorium has never been a place for self-restraint. 2/2 |
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Creature — Goblin Employee Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with " Once he'd worked out which end of the thing the paint came from, he was promoted to shirt duty. 2/1 |
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Creature — Goblin Employee When Goblin Blastronauts enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy. The goblins really put themselves into the fireworks show, despite Myra's pleas to stop. 5/4 |
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Creature — Goblin Wizard Guest Haste When Goblin Cruciverbalist enters the battlefield, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E, I, O, or U. Whenever Goblin Cruciverbalist attacks, using the first letters of names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven't spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word. 1/4 |
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Creature — Goblin Employee Reach Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on Goblin Girder Gang, you may store that result on it. When you do, Goblin Girder Gang deals 1 damage to any target without a hat. Goblin Girder Gang gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it. 0/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Lizard Performer As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 4/3 |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Trample Whenever Juggletron attacks, you may put an art sticker on it. Juggletron gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame. It's all fun and games until it drops a guest. Then it's a misdemeanor. 0/4 |
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Creature — Minotaur Performer Haste
When Minotaur de Force enters the battlefield, you get "If I ever need a haircut, I just fall a little to the left." 2/1 |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you. Designed for maximum impact, comedic and otherwise. 4/3 |
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Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs 7/7 |
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Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm Sorcery — Adventure Pie-roclasm deals π damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate π isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.) |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Bard
Programmed to play more than seventy instruments and only one song. 1/3 |
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Sorcery Add "Oooooh!" —The crowd "Aaaaaaaaah!" —Also the crowd |
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Enchantment Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn. The Astrotorium's express lane is practically its own ride. |
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Creature — Human Performer When Proficient Pyrodancer enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
When she performed, she was on fire, but in a good way. 2/3 |
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Creature — Devil Employee When Rad Rascal enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) "Rent a scooter and be just like Devil K. Nevil! Just don't go faster than the speed limit. Or jump over anything. Or catch on fire. Or break every bone in your body multiple times. Other than that, just like him!" 3/3 |
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Creature — Elemental Performer Reach When Rock Star enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, reveal the top five cards of your library. Ask a person outside the game to choose which of them is most like a rock band. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Born to, and of, rock. 4/5 |
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Sorcery Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result. "Attention, valued patrons. The Tilt-o-Squirrel is now closed." —Astrotorium public address system |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Mime When Ticking Mime Bomb enters the battlefield, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. Ticking Mime Bomb deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature. Silent, but deadly. 2/2 |
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Instant Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability. Whenever you copy a triggered ability, you may do a little dance. |
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Legendary Creature — Human Gamer As Vorthos, Steward of Myth enters the battlefield, choose a named Magic character.
Each spell you cast with the chosen character in its name, flavor text, or art costs "Just wait, my Madara deck isn't all Emperor Bolas. There's an Umezawa subtheme!" 1/3 |
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Creature — Minotaur Child Guest Whenever you place a sticker, Wee Champion gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If it's an art sticker, instead put a +1/+1 counter on Wee Champion. Nobody had ever won the bear, but then again, nobody had ever wanted it quite as much. 0/1 |
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Sorcery Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller. "What's the big deal? I've been on fire eighty-one times. Twice just while sleeping." —Devil K. Nevil, daredevil extraordinaire |
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Creature — Elf Employee When Alpha Guard enters the battlefield, choose a letter.
"Whimsy overflow in sector G! The gremlins are rampaging and the beebles are on fire!" 1/2 |
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Creature — Elf Performer Whenever you roll a 1 or 2, put that many +1/+1 counters on Atomwheel Acrobats.
"If the acrobatic show doesn't wow the audience, we have no one to blame but our elves." —Myra the Magnificent 3/2 |
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Creature — Alien Guest Trample
When Captain Nebula tragically destroyed the planet Blorb-12 in a parking accident, Myra compensated the survivors with lifetime passes. 1/1 |
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Creature — Centaur Performer When Centaur of Attention enters the battlefield, roll five six-sided dice and store those results on it. At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may reroll any number of Centaur of Attention's stored results. Centaur of Attention gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest number of stored results on it of the same value. 3/3 |
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Creature — Bird Performer Ward Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other ride. 2/2 |
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Creature — Lizard Guest When Clandestine Chameleon enters the battlefield, you get 4/3 |
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Sorcery Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) The Astrotorium adds new attractions almost as fast as Captain Nebula can crash them into asteroids. |
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Enchantment At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get Punchy was programmed to do two things: punch tickets and love punching tickets. |
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Instant Until end of turn, target non-Brushwagg creature gets +1/+1 for each supertype, card type, and subtype it has. "Flea circus? No, flee circus!" |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature you don't control. Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 for each name sticker on this Aura with eight or more letters. |
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Sorcery You get What the show lacks in historical accuracy, it makes up for in awesome submission holds. |
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Creature — Cat Guest Grabby Tabby has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent. The milk bottle toss is closed until the rules can be amended. 4/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Elf Performer As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 4/4 |
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Creature — Human Employee Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with " Her most popular flavors are vanilla, maple pecan crunch, and Glurgian galactopod. 1/3 |
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Sorcery Choose one or both — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.) You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life. "So sorry, but, per our waiver, we're not responsible for 'things happening.'" |
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Legendary Creature — Cat Performer
"Don't worry about me, folks! This beauty was well-fed by my predecessor." 2/3 |
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Artifact — Equipment Whenever Killer Cosplay becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until Killer Cosplay becomes unattached from it.
Equip "Ach! Hans, run! Get the camera. He's adorable!" —Steffi Bobsdotter, next words |
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Creature — Centaur Performer When Lineprancers enters the battlefield, you get Can you do the can-can-can-can? 2/2 |
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Instant Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat. In hindsight, Chandra's Incendiary Experience should never have been built next to Auntie Grub's House of Pitch. |
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Creature — Alien Dinosaur Trample When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.) "Petting in the petting zoo is not advised." —Astrotorium waiver 3/3 |
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Instant Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair o' Dice Lost. The Astrotorium is a zero-waste facility, meaning it deals with zero of its waste. |
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Creature — Elf Employee Reach When Petting Zookeeper enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Calling it a "petting zoo" really saved on the cages. 0/4 |
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Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.) X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. The pie was outstanding. The cobbler tasted like shoes. |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text. "If you've got words, we're going to have words." |
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Creature — Dinosaur Employee Trample Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Resolute Veggiesaur. This dinosaur doesn't know what will kill him, but he's determined it won't be heart disease. 3/3 |
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Creature — Elf Performer
Elven tap is the official language of three very obnoxious planets. 2/2 |
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Creature — Alien Insect Flying, deathtouch Whenever Spelling Bee deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1. Just be thankful it wasn't grammar scorpions. 1/1 |
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Creature — Squirrel When Squirrel Squatters enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever Squirrel Squatters attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn. Such plush accommodations. 4/4 |
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Creature — Rhino Performer Reach
When Stiltstrider enters the battlefield, you get Impossibly tall, improbably elegant. 5/4 |
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Creature — Elemental Whenever you create a token or put a counter or a sticker on another permanent, put a knickknack counter on Tchotchke Elemental. Use a unique item that completely fits on Tchotchke Elemental for each knickknack counter. Tchotchke Elemental gets +1/+1 for each knickknack counter on it. 1/1 |
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Sorcery Players play a subgame starting at 5 life and with up to three permanent cards with different names from their main-game library on the battlefield. As the subgame ends, the winner chooses one of the cards they put onto the battlefield as the subgame began and puts it onto the battlefield rather than shuffling it into their library. |
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Artifact Creature — Plant Mutant Food Deathtouch
The animal and vegetable categories kind of merged over time. 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Alien Advisor Guest When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters the battlefield, you get 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Angel Performer Flying When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1. The voice of an angel. And the face of an angel. And the legs of... you get the idea. 2/2 |
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"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster Legendary Creature — Human Rogue When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat. "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster has menace as long as you're wearing a hat. The capo of caps, the hitman of hats, the don of donning fashionable headwear. 5/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Pilot Employee At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target." 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters the battlefield, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
She'll sculpt goblins, saprolings, Marit Lage . . . though that one takes a *lot* of balloons. 2/3 |
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Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [0]: Roll a six-sided die. 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn. |
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Legendary Creature — Zombie Employee When Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Whenever you roll a 4, you may tap or untap target artifact or creature. Whenever you roll a 6, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. 1/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
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Legendary Creature — Alien Ooze You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter the battlefield as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.) A sludge with a grudge. 0/0 |
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Legendary Creature — Elf Employee You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast common spells from the top of your library. Guests you control get +1/+1. As far as Lila was concerned, all courtesy should be common. 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Minotaur Performer
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Legendary Creature — Elf Performer Whenever you cast a spell, choose one — • Flavor — Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has. • History — Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard. 1/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Vampire Employee Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa, Midway Manager gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
"Can we get this ghost 11% spookier?" 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Gamer Guest Deathtouch Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters the battlefield or attacks, open an Attraction. Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer. Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent. 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, open an Attraction.
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Legendary Creature — Human Clown Artificer Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
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Legendary Creature — Human Employee Flying Roxi, Publicist to the Stars's power is equal to the number of permanents you control with an art sticker plus the number of cards in your graveyard with an art sticker. When Roxi enters the battlefield, distribute up to two art stickers among one or two nonland permanents you own. */4 |
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Legendary Planeswalker — Jace Space sculptor (Space Beleren divides the battlefield into alpha, beta, and gamma sectors. If a creature isn't assigned to a sector, its controller assigns it to one. Opponents assign first.) [+1]: Creatures in each sector can be blocked this turn only by creatures in the same sector. [−1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in the sector of your choice. [−5]: Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice. |
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Legendary Creature — Goblin Guest The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn. Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson. The goblin word for "vacation" translates roughly to "a battered landscape of noise and violence." 1/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Spider Performer Reach When Spinnerette, Arachnobat enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +2/+0 and has menace. High-wire injuries are down 95%. Spider-related injuries are up 3000%. 2/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Vedalken Rogue Employee Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters the battlefield or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
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Legendary Creature — Elephant Mouse Performer Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Weighing in at a combined thirteen thousand pounds and two ounces. 4/4 |
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Artifact Autograph Book enters the battlefield with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.
"It was a pleasure to meet me." —Captain Rex Nebula |
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Artifact — Equipment When Blue Ribbon enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach Blue Ribbon to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. • 2 — menace • 3 — vigilance • 4 — lifelink • 5 — flying • 6 — indestructible 3/3 |
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Artifact — Vehicle When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car. Crew 2 It runs on laughing gas. 1/1 |
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Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear. 1/1 |
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Artifact Creature — Robot When Draconian Gate-Bot enters the battlefield, choose one — • Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.) "YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY." 4/2 |
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Greatest Show in the Multiverse Artifact Enchantment — Saga (As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game. I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. |
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It's always up-to-date, so visitors know what rides are open, how long the lines are, and which areas are closed due to gremlins. |
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Artifact — Vehicle Flying When this Vehicle enters the battlefield, you may put up to two name stickers on it. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter. Crew 2 2/3 |
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Artifact — Equipment Gear Up, sponsored by Wizards of the Coast — As Souvenir T-Shirt enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. For each Magic-branded item you're wearing, roll an additional six-sided die. Choose two of those results.
Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the first chosen result and Y is the second.
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Artifact — Equipment Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
Equip "I don't know you, but that hammer rings a bell." |
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Artifact
"WE ARE FILLED WITH TICKETS. WE ARE FILLED WITH PURPOSE." |
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Artifact Creature — Robot When Ticketomaton enters the battlefield, you get "Please do not engage in debates on the nature of reality with the robot staff." —Astrotorium sign 2/2 |
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Artifact Creature — Scarecrow Guest Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker "Unless you're quicker, I wouldn't snicker." 2/3 |
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The glow of the big top can be seen for light years, but its excitement can be felt in the hearts of everyone who's ever been there. |
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Land Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
Nearby Planet enters the battlefield tapped.
When Nearby Planet enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay "Here's a nice place we haven't hit yet." —Captain Rex Nebula |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose one. • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. • Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn. Buy enough balloons and it turns into a ride. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose one. • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. • Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn. "INPUT ACCEPTED: SHIVAN DRAGON. INITIATING . . . ERROR! GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE." |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose one. • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. • Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn. There is a very real danger that the squeaking will rally nearby squirrels to battle. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose one. • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. • Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn. "MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO FOLD INFLATABLE TUBES INTO JOY." |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.) The Astrotorium bouncing record is three days, though setting it wasn't strictly intentional. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.) It recreates the peaceful feeling of floating freely in space, just without all that boring peacefulness. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.) Anti-gravity. Pro-fun. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.) It's a raucous, ricochet-ridden romp, loosely based on the molecular movement inside exploding stars. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able. "These bumping cars remind me of the time your amusement park smashed into my planet." —Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able. Vehicular mischief's appeal is universal. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able. The cars are serviced every ten thousand bumps or every four hours, whichever comes first. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able. For those needing instructions how to drive the bumper cars, there's a crash course. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able. The engineers figured out a way to make the crashes power the ride itself. The energy surplus alone is enough to run the deep fryer. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able. "Pulled a Captain Nebula" —Crew expression meaning "an out-of-control car has caused great damage to the surrounding area" |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens. Originally, the rotors were used exclusively as particle accelerators for engine fuel, and they probably still should be. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens. The back of each ticket features a map to the lost and found. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. The sound it makes is indescribable and unsettling, but it does make a great clown. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. One day, it will produce a clown that can itself produce a clown. Until that day, it will not rest. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. Pietra's Mirthing Pod boasts an output that's hilarious and impressive—a real laugh a minute. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. "CONGRATULATIONS. IT IS A CLOWN." |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with " Eating here is always a concession. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with " "Days since last atomic ketchup explosion: 1." —Kitchen safety notice |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with " Now serving Basri Kettle Corn, Taco Bolas, Karn Dogs, Koth of the Hamburger, Dovin Baan Mi, Oko Cola, Frozen Tamiyogurt, and more! |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with " The Astrotorium offers fine dining at establishments such as Time Wok and Grilliana's. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Outfits you'll love at prices you'll tolerate. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Dress up like all your favorite Planeswalkers! And Oko. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. "Chandra's Pyromastery Gloves are not fire resistant." —Costume warning label |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Dressed to the 9/9s. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. "Sold out I'm afraid, but Wrenns Three through Six are on sale." —Lonak, sales manager |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. "The costumes are so realistic! I was mistaken for Nicol Bolas and attacked by a bunch of wizards! Five stars! They eventually let me go." —*Salzon's Ride Review* |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover Cover the Spot, claim the prize!
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover Cover the Spot, claim the prize!
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover Cover the Spot, claim the prize!
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover Cover the Spot, claim the prize!
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches Dart Throw, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice Dart Throw, then open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches Dart Throw, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice Dart Throw, then open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches Dart Throw, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice Dart Throw, then open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches Dart Throw, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice Dart Throw, then open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first. "I can see the next star system from here!" |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first. In space, no one can hear you repeatedly beg to get off the ride. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first. Sixty stories above the Astrotorium, attendees often wonder if they've made a mistake. They have another two hundred stories to decide. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first. What goes up might come down. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first. The hardest working seat belts in the park. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first. "Um, technically you can't 'drop' in space. What you—AIIIIEEEEEEE!" |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with Ferris Wheel. That creature phases out until you roll a 3 or less while rolling to visit your Attractions. After a certain point, it becomes more of a prison than a ride. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn. Nothing is safe in the hands of an eight-year-old. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn. "As a safety measure, our foam is made from the softest metals available." —Randa, day care blacksmith |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn. "I'm sorry, ma'am. Sometimes a real sword just sneaks its way in there." —Randa, day care blacksmith |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn. Not suitable for children . . . who aren't ready to have a lot of fun! |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Scry 1. TODAY'S FORTUNE: YOU WILL REGRET SPENDING YOUR MONEY ON THIS FORTUNE. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Scry 1. TODAY'S FORTUNE: TO AVOID CERTAIN DOOM, MAKE SURE TO . . . INSERT ADDITIONAL TOKENS TO CONTINUE. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Scry 1. TODAY'S FORTUNE: YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE ENCOUNTER WITH A HANDSOME ROBOT. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Scry 1. TODAY'S FORTUNE: THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WILL BE FULL OF FUN AND HAPPINESS—ALL SIX HOURS OF IT. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Scry 1. TODAY'S FORTUNE: AVOID CHANDRA'S INCENDIARY EXPERIENCE AROUND 11:37. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Scry 1. TODAY'S FORTUNE: ON YOUR DEATHBED, YOU WILL REGRET NOT EATING MORE PIZZA. (This fortune brought to you by our sponsor Saheeli Pie Pizzeria, located on the boardwalk next to Teferi's Time Twister. Bring this fortune to get 15% off any purchase.) |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then choose a legendary creature card name with the same mana value as that card. Create a token that's a copy of the card with the chosen name. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then choose a legendary creature card name with the same mana value as that card. Create a token that's a copy of the card with the chosen name. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose one that hasn't been chosen.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token.
• Create two Food tokens.
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose one that hasn't been chosen.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token.
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Look at the bottom of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize! Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice Guess Your Fate and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Look at the bottom of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize! Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice Guess Your Fate and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Look at the bottom of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize! Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice Guess Your Fate and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Look at the bottom of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize! Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice Guess Your Fate and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary. For a smaller fee, you can pop in quickly to try on a pair of jeans. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary. "Finally! Something that can capture all my good angles." —Captain Rex Nebula |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step. To build Sorin's Haunted Mansion, every detail of Markov Manor was painstakingly recreated, from the floating laser ghosts to the robot space gargoyles. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step. Putting the "oo" in "spooky" and the "fun" in "no refunds!" |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Draw a card. "Sir, this may be the information booth, but I cannot answer ontological questions. It would be arrogant to assume I could describe the true nature of reality. Also there's a line." |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Draw a card. Since the majority of the park's business model is based around aimless wandering, this is not where Myra stations her best people. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Draw a card. "When I arrived, I was looking for the costume shop. But when I left, I'd learned what I was really looking for: myself. Five stars." —*Salzon's Ride Review* |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Draw a card. The information booth can answer over thirty-seven billion questions. Half the guests ask where the bathroom is. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. The only ride that's never failed a safety inspection. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. The only ride not explicitly mentioned in the Astrotorium waiver. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. There's something truly thrilling about moving so slowly. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. "The calming motion of this grubling's ride reminds me of my world's beauty before this mobile astropark obliterated it." —Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. "The coaster was so gentle, I was able to write my review while I was still on it." —*Salzon's Ride Review* |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. "The ride is clearly inspired by the Kolaghan clan's reign on Tarkir which makes the use of Ojutai's scale pattern on the seats very disappointing." —Vorthos, Steward of Myth |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose up to four creatures you control. Those creatures jump in a log until end of turn. (Creatures in a log together can't be blocked unless they're all blocked. If a spell or ability you control targets one of them, it targets all of them.) "Keep your hands and feet inside me at all times and enjoy the glubbbbrbb! Glbbglubb! Glb!" |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose up to four creatures you control. Those creatures jump in a log until end of turn. (Creatures in a log together can't be blocked unless they're all blocked. If a spell or ability you control targets one of them, it targets all of them.) "Thanks for riding, and be sure not to leaf anything behind! Just some tree humor for you." |
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Artifact — Attraction When Memory Test enters the battlefield, target opponent exiles cards from the bottom of their library until they exile five nonland cards, then turn those nonland cards face down. Visit — Name the exiled face-down cards, then look at them. If you named them correctly, turn them face up, then claim the prize! Prize — Create three 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice Memory Test and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction When Memory Test enters the battlefield, target opponent exiles cards from the bottom of their library until they exile five nonland cards, then turn those nonland cards face down. Visit — Name the exiled face-down cards, then look at them. If you named them correctly, turn them face up, then claim the prize! Prize — Create three 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice Memory Test and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control with power 2 or less gain horsemanship until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.) Ensconced in a slow time bubble that makes a five-minute ride take nine hours, the carousel is a very popular childcare option. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control with power 2 or less gain horsemanship until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.) After the first rotation, the dressage phase begins. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize! Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize! Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize! Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize! Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize! Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize! Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Reveal cards from the top of your library until you decide to stop. If the total mana value of the cards revealed this way is 7 or less, create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. If the total is exactly 7, claim the prize! Shuffle the revealed cards into your library. Prize — Put five +1/+1 counters on a Teddy Bear you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice Push Your Luck and open an attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Reveal cards from the top of your library until you decide to stop. If the total mana value of the cards revealed this way is 7 or less, create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. If the total is exactly 7, claim the prize! Shuffle the revealed cards into your library. Prize — Put five +1/+1 counters on a Teddy Bear you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice Push Your Luck and open an attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. Every rider leaves The Fluctuator happy—most because they're thrilled to still be alive. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. They say you leave a piece of yourself behind on Garruk's Wake. The janitorial bots can tell you that's absolutely true. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. The Time Spiral goes so fast it causes a paradox. Myra uses this opportunity to sell guests their souvenir photos while they're still waiting to board. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. The Howling Mine moves faster than the speed of sound. The screams you hear are the group ahead of you. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose "a humanoid animal or alien," "food," or "horns and tusks" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose "an elf or goblin," "a tail", or "a flying creature or flying vehicle" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose "a creature wearing a hat," "a book or scroll", or "teeth" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose "a weapon," "five or more creatures", or "words or numbers" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose "a vampire or zombie," "fire, lightning, or an explosion", or "a metallic creature" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose "a four-legged creature," "a liquid other than water", or "a door" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and reveal a card with the chosen item in its art. If you do, claim the prize! Then shuffle.
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls. "The ship spinning out of control was spot-on, but no one shouting, 'Nebula! You fell asleep again!' or openly weeping? Too unrealistic." —Captain Rex Nebula |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls. "Expect to be out of commission for about a week. It's awesome." —*Salzon's Ride Review* |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls. Located on the opposite side of the park from the food court, for obvious reasons. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls. There's no such thing as upside down in space. Put another way, there are infinite upside downs in space. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls. "If a species will pay to be moved in a circle, I will find a way to let it." —Myra the Magnificent |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls. The maximum recommended speed warning system snapped off years ago, but they hadn't encountered problems yet. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize! Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stack above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize! Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stack above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize! Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stack above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize! Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stack above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize! Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stack above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize! Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stack above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn (including this one). You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order. The ride is whimsical and fun, except when it's broken. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn (including this one). You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order. You leave the ride either entertained or an elk. Usually the latter. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent chooses "the fastest," "the scariest," or "the weakest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent chooses "the cutest," "the loudest," or "the strongest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent chooses "the quietest," "the slowest," or "the ugliest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent chooses "the cleanest," "the hungriest," or "the strangest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent chooses "the friendliest," "the smartest," or "the wildest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent chooses "the funniest," "the smelliest," or "the sturdiest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn. "I feel just like Kari Zev! Ragavan, set a course for Lathnu!" —Vorthos, Steward of Myth |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn. "A good ride should always feel like something has gone terribly wrong." —*Salzon's Ride Review* |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.) "I had to wrestle a squirrel for it, but I won!" |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.) Yet another trash uncommon. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.) To be honest, it's not much dirtier than the ball pit. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.) Standing knee-deep in unsorted Astrotorium garbage, Gurnt couldn't help but feel his trip was finally starting to turn around. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent chooses white card, land card, or planeswalker card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent chooses blue card, enchantment card, or creature type, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent chooses black card, artifact card, or expansion, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent choses red card, sorcery card, or legendary card, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent chooses green card, instant card, or named mechanic, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — An opponent choses colorless card, creature card, or plane, then mills a card. You have ten seconds to name something from the chosen category that starts with the same letter as the milled card. If you do, claim the prize!
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose an opponent. They choose a creature they control, then you choose a creature you control. You may exile the chosen creatures. If you do, return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step. Otherwise, the chosen creatures fight each other. |
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Artifact — Attraction Visit — Choose an opponent. They choose a creature they control, then you choose a creature you control. You may exile the chosen creatures. If you do, return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step. Otherwise, the chosen creatures fight each other. |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a letter. Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying. Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.) 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Guest Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them. Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them. 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Merfolk Performer As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number greater than 0. Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number. Partner 3/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Vampire Performer As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a word with five or more letters. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Devil Performer Haste When Devil K. Nevil enters the battlefield, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.) 2/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Lizard Performer As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 4/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Gamer As Vorthos, Steward of Myth enters the battlefield, choose a named Magic character.
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Legendary Creature — Elf Performer As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 4/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Cat Performer
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Legendary Creature — Alien Advisor Guest When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters the battlefield, you get 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Angel Performer Flying When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1. 2/2 |
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"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster Legendary Creature — Human Rogue When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat. "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster has menace as long as you're wearing a hat. 5/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Pilot Employee At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target." 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters the battlefield, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
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Legendary Creature — Zombie Employee When Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Whenever you roll a 4, you may tap or untap target artifact or creature. Whenever you roll a 6, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. 1/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
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Legendary Creature — Alien Ooze You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter the battlefield as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.) 0/0 |
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Legendary Creature — Elf Employee You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast common spells from the top of your library. Guests you control get +1/+1. 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Minotaur Performer
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Legendary Creature — Elf Performer Whenever you cast a spell, choose one — • Flavor — Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has. • History — Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard. 1/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Vampire Employee Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa, Midway Manager gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
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Legendary Creature — Human Gamer Guest Deathtouch Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters the battlefield or attacks, open an Attraction. Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer. Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent. 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, open an Attraction.
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Legendary Creature — Human Clown Artificer Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
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Legendary Creature — Human Employee Flying Roxi, Publicist to the Stars's power is equal to the number of permanents you control with an art sticker plus the number of cards in your graveyard with an art sticker. When Roxi enters the battlefield, distribute up to two art stickers among one or two nonland permanents you own. */4 |
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Legendary Creature — Goblin Guest The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn. Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson. 1/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Spider Performer Reach When Spinnerette, Arachnobat enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +2/+0 and has menace. 2/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Vedalken Rogue Employee Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters the battlefield or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
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Legendary Creature — Elephant Mouse Performer Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
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Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear. 1/1 |
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Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [0]: Roll a six-sided die. 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn. |
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Legendary Planeswalker — Jace Space sculptor (Space Beleren divides the battlefield into alpha, beta, and gamma sectors. If a creature isn't assigned to a sector, its controller assigns it to one. Opponents assign first.) [+1]: Creatures in each sector can be blocked this turn only by creatures in the same sector. [−1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in the sector of your choice. [−5]: Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice. |
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Creature — Elephant Performer Flying
When Aerialephant enters the battlefield, you get Everyone wants to talk about the elephant in this room. 3/2 |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Bard Vigilance Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control. Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. Known for their hit single "Your Wait from This Point Is Seven Hours." */6 |
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Instant Choose one — • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. • Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.) "You will either begin or end the ride no taller than this." |
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Creature — Bird Guest Flying When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.) It's not like anyone else really wanted it. 2/4 |
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Sorcery Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. The Astrotorium's Clown-Bots are programmed to delight attendees by any means necessary. |
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Creature — Sloth Beast Employee When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. The longest lines in the park. 3/3 |
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Enchantment Rather than choose the indicated number of modes for spells and abilities you control, you may choose one or more modes. You can't choose any mode more than once. Memories that will technically last the rest of your life. |
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Form of the Approach of the Second Sun Enchantment When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head. When you draw yourself, you win the game. When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment. |
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Enchantment Flash When Get Your Head in the Game enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) with your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head). |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant nonland permanent As Gobsmacked enters the battlefield, choose a person outside the game. As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. You haven't see it until you see it in 6-D. |
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Instant Tap up to two target creatures. Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand. "What could be funnier than one big pie to the face? Unless . . . no. Could it be that simple?" —Pietra, Crafter of Clowns |
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Instant Target blocking or blocked creature you control get +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until end of turn. If you and that creature each have a hat, the creature gains triple strike until end of turn. "Behold the power of my hat and the ghosts of two other hats I used to own!" |
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Artifact Creature — Robot When Impounding Lot-Bot enters the battlefield, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until Impounding Lot-Bot leaves the battlefield. Not all tickets can be exchanged for prizes. 3/4 |
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Creature — Human Employee Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.) "'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday." 3/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a letter. Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying. Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.) 3/3 |
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Creature — Human Knight Performer First strike As this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it. The lucky armor stopped lightning and lasers, but sadly, also love. 2/1 |
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Sorcery Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with the either of the chosen letters. "If people are always on the edge of their seats, we can save money on chair backs." —Myra the Magnificent |
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Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z. Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range. "Anna and Blaine said the ride was awesome. Yolanda and Zachary aren't back yet." |
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Instant Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat. With enough showmanship, even mundane items like playing cards or molecular teleporters can produce a mesmerizing spectacle. |
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Creature — Goat Employee Whenever another creature you own enters the battlefield, you get Once he stopped eating tickets, Bixby was a model employee. 2/2 |
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Sorcery Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. "Control to Truss. Chief, the entry scan software is reading babies as hot dogs. Again." —Glaxxar, engineering assistant |
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Artifact — Equipment When Pin Collection enters the battlefield, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket cost.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on Pin Collection.
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Creature — Human Employee When Ride Guide enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) "When riding Erebo's Whip, remember to keep your arms, legs, and any strange flailing appendages inside the vehicle at all times." 4/4 |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one —
• You get "I AM FILLED WITH DELICIOUS CANDY. I AM NOT A TRICK." 2/1 |
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Creature — Vampire Guest Sanguine Sipper has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent. The midway offers every flavor under the sun, even to guests who need to stay out of it. 3/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Guest Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them. Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them. 3/3 |
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Enchantment Parade! — At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose creatures you control one at a time until each creature you control has been chosen. Each of those creatures gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature chosen before it. (Places everyone! The first creature in line gets +0/+0.) |
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Enchantment When Surprise Party enters the battlefield, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast Surprise Party, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast Surprise Party. Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance. |
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Creature — Angel Performer Flying, vigilance
When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot
"'Technologically-Advanced People-Pleasing Entertainment Robot', eh? Nice hat. Would be a shame if something happened to it." —"Brims" Barone, midway mobster 1/2 |
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Creature — Human Performer Flying Trapeze Artist enters the battlefield by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand. Heinrich catches the trapeze only about half the time, but he looks so good falling. 2/1 |
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Sorcery You get seven Tap beverages with extreme caution. |
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Artifact When Astroquarium enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on it.
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Creature — Sheep Performer Flying
When Baaallerina enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Cute as a mutton. 3/3 |
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Instant Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card. "As long as there's no outside food, you're good to go." |
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Creature — Beeble Protection from Robots
Myra bought beetles because they were cheaper than rubber ducks. Now the infestation is her largest expense. 1/1 |
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Creature — Merfolk Performer Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get The Gargantikari astroserpent hated the taste of merfolk, but the audience didn't need to know that. 1/3 |
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Creature — Fish
Lying to a fish is such an unthinkable act, most planets don't even have a law against it. 3/6 |
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Instant Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result. Sometimes the Astrotorium's stunts look dangerous because they absolutely are. |
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Instant Counter target spell unless its controller pays "All you gotta do is panic with purpose. And plead your innocence with purpose. And have your mom bail you out with purpose." |
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Sorcery Choose two —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Roll to visit your Attractions.
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Creature — Frog Guest Croakid Amphibonaut has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent. "I designed the Astrotorium's jetpacks to be lightweight and inexpensive. Nobody mentioned reliable." —Truss, chief engineer 4/3 |
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Sorcery Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its name from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. |
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Enchantment When Exchange of Words enters the battlefield, choose two target creatures. For as long as Exchange of Words remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures. Before criticizing, walk a mile *(about 1.6 kilometers)* in their head. That way, when you do, you're a mile away and you have their head. |
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Legendary Creature — Merfolk Performer As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number greater than 0. Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number. Partner 3/4 |
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Creature — Human Performer Flash As Focused Funambulist enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on the empty side of the balancing pole. When you do, ask a person outside the game "Does this look balanced?" If they say yes, you may tap or untap target creature. 2/1 |
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Creature — Faerie Performer Flying
When Glitterflitter enters the battlefield, you get There are no small parts, only small performers. 2/2 |
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Enchantment Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name. Against the infinite backdrop of space, isn't all golf miniature? |
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Enchantment Flash When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment. The largest dunk tank in forty-seven galaxies. |
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Sorcery Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters the battlefield as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.) |
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Creature — Human Employee When Monitor Monitor enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Once each turn, you may pay Nine fires, a hull breach, and a Quafloovian meganibbler escaped from the petting zoo. Things were suspiciously quiet. 2/5 |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature When Motion Sickness enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach Motion Sickness to target tapped creature. |
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Enchantment When Octo Opus enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 blue Octopus Performer creature token named Contortionist with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may fold this token in half." (It becomes 2/2, then 1/1, ½/½, and so on.) Sacrifice Octo Opus: Draw a card and an additional card for each of Contortionist's folds. |
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Sorcery Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent choses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.) • A — Gain control of target creature you don't control. • B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it. • C — Take an extra turn after this one. • D — Draw seven cards. |
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Enchantment Whenever you cast a spell, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy. Then balance a card from outside the game on one of your fingertips. When that card falls or touches another card, sacrifice Plate Spinning. For extra style points, spin them. |
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Creature — Wall Defender
"That bear's been there since the Astrotorium opened. I've seen it move." —Ernst, deep fry cook 0/4 |
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Creature — Vedalken Employee When Seasoned Buttoneer enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Everyone comments on the buttons, but few appreciate the pedals. 2/2 |
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Instant Put target creature into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the number of doors you can see from your seat. Fblthp decided to get some sleep, nestled among the plush Ajanis until morning. |
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Creature — Porcupine Performer Flying Whenever you cast an alliterative spell, scry 2. (Anything with two or more capitalized words in its name that begin with the same letter is alliterative.) Other alliterative creatures you control have flying. 2/3 |
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Creature — Human Rogue Guest When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.
"All you gotta do is walk with purpose. And run with purpose. And clear a five-foot gate with purpose." 2/1 |
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Instant Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Whenever you put an art sticker on a creature, you may return Unlawful Entry from your graveyard to your hand. "Glaxxar, Security Bot 254 has wandered off. After lunch, throw on a spacesuit and go find it." —Truss, chief engineer. |
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Creature — Vedalken Guest As Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result. If you would roll one or more six-sided dice, instead roll them and you may exchange one result with Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker's base power or base toughness. */* |
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Creature — Human Wizard Performer When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.) Magic is the name of the game. 3/1 |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant your graveyard Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard. If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile Animate Graveyard. |
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Sorcery Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow. Squawks was quick to establish the social pecking order. |
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Sorcery Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn. "Code Dark Donut! Code Dark Donut! All available fun specialists, please report to the Roil Coaster immediately!" —Truss, chief engineer |
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Creature — Alien Crab Horror Deathtouch
When Carnival Carnivore enters the battlefield, you get Somehow only the third-most dangerous ride in the park. 4/6 |
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Creature — Vampire Employee When Deadbeat Attendant enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Some people will hire anyone with a pulse. Myra isn't that picky. 1/1 |
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Creature — Vampire Employee When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting. 3/2 |
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Sorcery Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.) Without vowels, no one can hear you scream. |
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Creature — Vampire Guest Flying, haste When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life. The mirrors weren't fun for everyone. 2/1 |
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Sorcery Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that player controls. (It's put into their junkyard.) Safety twelfth. |
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Sorcery Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens. |
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Creature — Zombie Performer When Gray Merchant of Alphabet enters the battlefield, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life. Like any young zombie, Gary dreamed of escaping the underworld to join the circus. 2/4 |
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Creature — Human Hatificer Assassin Deathtouch Whenever another creature that has a hat enters the battlefield under your control or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, each opponent loses 1 life. "Brims" Barone's enforcers are always dressed to kill. 2/2 |
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Sorcery Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.) One at a time, throw ten cards you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of at least three feet (about one meter). For each of those cards, Knife and Death deals 1 damage to each creature or planeswalker you don't control that card is touching. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way. |
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Enchantment When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Aura to it. Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 for each name sticker on this Aura with seven or fewer letters. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, sacrifice enchanted creature. |
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Creature — Zombie Guest "Lifetime" Pass Holder enters the battlefield tapped. When "Lifetime" Pass Holder dies, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return "Lifetime" Pass Holder from your graveyard to the battlefield. 2/1 |
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Creature — Human Rogue Guest When Line Cutter enters the battlefield, roll to visit your Attractions. Waiting is for chumps with flimsy spacesuits. 3/4 |
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Night Shift of the Living Dead Enchantment After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token. At the Astrotorium, even the dead make a living wage. |
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Legendary Creature — Vampire Performer As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a word with five or more letters. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 2/2 |
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Sorcery Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text. You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op. |
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Sorcery Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's an artifact with " May contain soy. May contain a deep void, chillingly hoarse and howling without voice. May contain gluten. |
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Creature — Azra Employee Menace Whenever Quick Fixer deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Myra doesn't believe in stopping rides for minor inconveniences like "they need to be repaired." 2/3 |
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Creature — Rat Rogue
While the gremlin, beeble, and squirrel infestations wrecked havoc on the park, Roxi was able to spin the numerous rat colonies as a "robust recycling program." 1/2 |
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Creature — Alien Child Guest As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2. As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace. As long as three or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has lifelink. 1/1 |
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Instant Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their base power is half that creature's power and their base toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time. The audience always loves it, but volunteers are divided. |
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Creature — Vampire Employee When Scampire enters the battlefield, you get 1/3 |
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Creature — Zombie Coward Guest Scared Stiff has menace as long as you control a stickered permanent. The horrors of Sorin's Haunted Mansion scared Hurrk half to life. 3/2 |
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Instant Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result. Draw a card. "What? No, that's ridiculous! Of course the rat doesn't work for the park. I've never seen it before in my life!" —Monoxa, midway manager |
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Instant Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die. 1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn. 2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it. 3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life. 4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn. 5 — Destroy it. 6 — Exile it. |
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Creature — Demon Employee As long as you've visited an Attraction this turn, Soul Swindler has indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) When Soul Swindler enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) "Three tries to decide your fate! Fabulous prizes! Probably no untold torment!" 5/3 |
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Sorcery Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) "Ah, the midway, beating heart of the—well, maybe the big top is the heart. If there were two hearts then the midway—or the lungs. Lungs or stomach!" —Captain Rex Nebula |
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Creature — Wolf Guest When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, up to X target creatures each get -1/-1 until end of turn, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.) "And to think, I came in here looking for someone to eat." 2/3 |
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Creature — Alien Squirrel Xenosquirrels enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from Xenosquirrels. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. "Hey Glaxxar, did you remember to seal the vents on the seat belt control module?" —Truss, chief engineer 0/0 |
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Sorcery Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.) "My Abattoir Ghoul deck is unstoppable. Wait, 1996 World Champion?" —Johnny, to Spike |
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Sorcery This spell costs Space can be a lawless place—far from the praying eyes of electrical inspectors. |
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Sorcery Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the best. When they rate the art, up to that many target creatures can't block this turn. There's no defending against public opinion. |
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Enchantment When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, it deals damage equal to the number of o's in name stickers on this enchantment to any target. Employees were instructed to refer to meteor showers as "impromptu fireworks." |
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Creature — Ogre Warrior Guest Big Winner has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent. The results of the test of strength were: Yes. 5/2 |
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Creature — Dog Employee
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Sorcery Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. Another day, another item Pietra has to add to the "do not juggle" database. |
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Legendary Creature — Devil Performer Haste When Devil K. Nevil enters the battlefield, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.) "Danger is my middle name. Also, I don't know how to spell." 2/1 |
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Enchantment If a hot source you control would deal damage to a player or permanent, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead. (Something is hot if it has hot things in its art, like fire or explosions.)
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Instant Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target. You may cast Eelectrocute from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast Eelectrocute this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. The midway's games aren't so much rigged as they are insulated and grounded. |
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Creature — Goblin Guest When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Add The Astrotorium has never been a place for self-restraint. 2/2 |
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Creature — Goblin Employee Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with " Once he'd worked out which end of the thing the paint came from, he was promoted to shirt duty. 2/1 |
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Creature — Goblin Employee When Goblin Blastronauts enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy. The goblins really put themselves into the fireworks show, despite Myra's pleas to stop. 5/4 |
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Creature — Goblin Wizard Guest Haste When Goblin Cruciverbalist enters the battlefield, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E, I, O, or U. Whenever Goblin Cruciverbalist attacks, using the first letters of names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven't spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word. 1/4 |
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Creature — Goblin Employee Reach Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on Goblin Girder Gang, you may store that result on it. When you do, Goblin Girder Gang deals 1 damage to any target without a hat. Goblin Girder Gang gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it. 0/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Lizard Performer As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 4/3 |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Trample Whenever Juggletron attacks, you may put an art sticker on it. Juggletron gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame. It's all fun and games until it drops a guest. Then it's a misdemeanor. 0/4 |
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Creature — Minotaur Performer Haste
When Minotaur de Force enters the battlefield, you get "If I ever need a haircut, I just fall a little to the left." 2/1 |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you. Designed for maximum impact, comedic and otherwise. 4/3 |
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Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs 7/7 |
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Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm Sorcery — Adventure Pie-roclasm deals π damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate π isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.) |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Bard
Programmed to play more than seventy instruments and only one song. 1/3 |
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Sorcery Add "Oooooh!" —The crowd "Aaaaaaaaah!" —Also the crowd |
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Enchantment Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn. The Astrotorium's express lane is practically its own ride. |
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Creature — Human Performer When Proficient Pyrodancer enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
When she performed, she was on fire, but in a good way. 2/3 |
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Creature — Devil Employee When Rad Rascal enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) "Rent a scooter and be just like Devil K. Nevil! Just don't go faster than the speed limit. Or jump over anything. Or catch on fire. Or break every bone in your body multiple times. Other than that, just like him!" 3/3 |
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Creature — Elemental Performer Reach When Rock Star enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, reveal the top five cards of your library. Ask a person outside the game to choose which of them is most like a rock band. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Born to, and of, rock. 4/5 |
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Sorcery Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result. "Attention, valued patrons. The Tilt-o-Squirrel is now closed." —Astrotorium public address system |
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Mime When Ticking Mime Bomb enters the battlefield, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. Ticking Mime Bomb deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature. Silent, but deadly. 2/2 |
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Instant Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability. Whenever you copy a triggered ability, you may do a little dance. |
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Legendary Creature — Human Gamer As Vorthos, Steward of Myth enters the battlefield, choose a named Magic character.
Each spell you cast with the chosen character in its name, flavor text, or art costs "Just wait, my Madara deck isn't all Emperor Bolas. There's an Umezawa subtheme!" 1/3 |
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Creature — Minotaur Child Guest Whenever you place a sticker, Wee Champion gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If it's an art sticker, instead put a +1/+1 counter on Wee Champion. Nobody has ever won the bear, but then again, nobody has ever wanted it quite as much. 0/1 |
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Sorcery Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller. "What's the big deal? I've been on fire eighty-one times. Twice just while sleeping." —Devil K. Nevil, daredevil extraordinaire |
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Creature — Elf Employee When Alpha Guard enters the battlefield, choose a letter.
"Whimsy overflow in sector G! The gremlins are rampaging and the beetles are on fire!" 1/2 |
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Creature — Elf Performer Whenever you roll a 1 or 2, put that many +1/+1 counters on Atomwheel Acrobats.
"If the acrobatic show doesn't wow the audience, we have no one to blame but our elves." —Myra the Magnificent 3/2 |
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Creature — Alien Guest Trample
When Captain Nebula tragically destroyed the planet Blorb-12 in a parking accident, Myra compensated the survivors with lifetime passes. 1/1 |
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Creature — Centaur Performer When Centaur of Attention enters the battlefield, roll five six-sided dice and store those results on it. At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may reroll any number of Centaur of Attention's stored results. Centaur of Attention gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest number of stored results on it of the same value. 3/3 |
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Creature — Bird Performer Ward Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other ride. 2/2 |
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Creature — Lizard Guest When Clandestine Chameleon enters the battlefield, you get 4/3 |
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Sorcery Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) The Astrotorium adds new attractions almost as fast as Captain Nebula can crash them into asteroids. |
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Enchantment At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get Punchy was programmed to do two things: punch tickets and love punching tickets. |
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Instant Until end of turn, target non-Brushwagg creature gets +1/+1 for each supertype, card type, and subtype it has. "Flea circus? No, flee circus!" |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature you don't control. Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 for each name sticker on this Aura with eight or more letters. |
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Sorcery You get What the show lacks in historical accuracy, it makes up for in awesome submission holds. |
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Creature — Cat Guest Grabby Tabby has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent. The milk bottle toss is closed until the rules can be amended. 4/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Elf Performer As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 4/4 |
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Creature — Human Employee Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with " Her most popular flavors are vanilla, maple pecan crunch, and Glurgian galactopod. 1/3 |
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Sorcery Choose one or both — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.) You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life. "So sorry, but per our waiver, we're not responsible for 'things happening.'" |
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Legendary Creature — Cat Performer
"Don't worry about me, folks! This beauty was well-fed by my predecessor." 2/3 |
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Artifact — Equipment Whenever Killer Cosplay becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until Killer Cosplay becomes unattached from it.
Equip "Ach! Hans, run! Get the camera. He's adorable!" —Steffi Bobsdotter, next words |
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Creature — Centaur Performer When Lineprancers enters the battlefield, you get Can you do the can-can-can-can? 2/2 |
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Instant Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat. In hindsight, Chandra's Incendiary Experience should never have been built next to Auntie Grub's House of Pitch. |
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Creature — Alien Dinosaur Trample When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.) "Petting in the petting zoo is not advised." —Astrotorium waiver 3/3 |
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Instant Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair o' Dice Lost. The Astrotorium is a zero-waste facility, meaning it deals with zero of its waste. |
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Creature — Elf Employee Reach When Petting Zookeeper enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Calling it a "petting zoo" really saved on the cages. 0/4 |
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Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.) X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. The pie was outstanding. The cobbler tasted like shoes. |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text. "If you've got words, we're going to have words." |
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Creature — Dinosaur Employee Trample Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Resolute Veggiesaur. This dinosaur doesn't know what will kill him, but he's determined it won't be heart disease. 3/3 |
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Creature — Elf Performer
Elven tap is the official language of three very obnoxious planets. 2/2 |
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Creature — Alien Insect Flying, deathtouch Whenever Spelling Bee deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1. Just be thankful it wasn't grammar scorpions. 1/1 |
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Creature — Squirrel When Squirrel Squatters enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever Squirrel Squatters attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn. Such plush accommodations. 4/4 |
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Creature — Rhino Performer Reach
When Stiltstrider enters the battlefield, you get Impossibly tall, improbably elegant. 5/4 |
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Creature — Elemental Whenever you create a token or put a counter or a sticker on another permanent, put a knickknack counter on Tchotchke Elemental. Use a unique item that completely fits on Tchotchke Elemental for each knickknack counter. Tchotchke Elemental gets +1/+1 for each knickknack counter on it. 1/1 |
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Sorcery Players play a subgame starting at 5 life and with up to three permanent cards with different names from their main-game library on the battlefield. As the subgame ends, the winner chooses one of the cards they put onto the battlefield as the subgame began and puts it onto the battlefield rather than shuffling it into their library. |
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Artifact Creature — Plant Mutant Food Deathtouch
The animal and vegetable categories kind of merged over time. 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Alien Advisor Guest When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters the battlefield, you get 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Angel Performer Flying When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1. 2/2 |
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"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster Legendary Creature — Human Rogue When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat. "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster has menace as long as you're wearing a hat. The capo of caps, the hitman of hats, the don of donning fashionable headwear. 5/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Pilot Employee At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target." 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters the battlefield, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
She'll sculpt goblins, saprolings, Marit Lage . . . though that one takes a *lot* of balloons. 2/3 |
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Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [0]: Roll a six-sided die. 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn. |
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Legendary Creature — Zombie Employee When Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Whenever you roll a 4, you may tap or untap target artifact or creature. Whenever you roll a 6, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. 1/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
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Legendary Creature — Alien Ooze You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter the battlefield as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.) A sludge with a grudge. 0/0 |
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Legendary Creature — Elf Employee You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast common spells from the top of your library. Guests you control get +1/+1. As far as Lila was concerned, all courtesy should be common. 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Minotaur Performer
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Legendary Creature — Elf Performer Whenever you cast a spell, choose one — • Flavor — Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has. • History — Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard. 1/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Vampire Employee Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa, Midway Manager gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
"Can we get this ghost 11% spookier?" 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Gamer Guest Deathtouch Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters the battlefield or attacks, open an Attraction. Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer. Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent. 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, open an Attraction.
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Legendary Creature — Human Clown Artificer Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
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Legendary Creature — Human Employee Flying Roxi, Publicist to the Stars's power is equal to the number of permanents you control with an art sticker plus the number of cards in your graveyard with an art sticker. When Roxi enters the battlefield, distribute up to two art stickers among one or two nonland permanents you own. */4 |
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Legendary Planeswalker — Jace Space sculptor (Space Beleren divides the battlefield into alpha, beta, and gamma sectors. If a creature isn't assigned to a sector, its controller assigns it to one. Opponents assign first.) [+1]: Creatures in each sector can be blocked this turn only by creatures in the same sector. [−1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in the sector of your choice. [−5]: Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice. |
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Legendary Creature — Goblin Guest The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn. Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson. The goblin word for "vacation" translates roughly to "a battered landscape of noise and violence." 1/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Spider Performer Reach When Spinnerette, Arachnobat enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +2/+0 and has menace. High-wire injuries are down 95%. Spider-related injuries are up 3000%. 2/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Vedalken Rogue Employee Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters the battlefield or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
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Legendary Creature — Elephant Mouse Performer Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Weighing in at a combined thirteen thousand pounds and two ounces. 4/4 |
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Artifact Autograph Book enters the battlefield with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.
"It was a pleasure to meet me." —Captain Rex Nebula |
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Artifact — Equipment When Blue Ribbon enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach Blue Ribbon to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
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Artifact Creature — Clown Robot At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. • 2 — menace • 3 — vigilance • 4 — lifelink • 5 — flying • 6 — indestructible 3/3 |
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Artifact — Vehicle When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car. Crew 2 It runs on laughing gas. 1/1 |
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Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear. 1/1 |
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Artifact Creature — Robot When Draconian Gate-Bot enters the battlefield, choose one — • Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.) "YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY." 4/2 |
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Greatest Show in the Multiverse Artifact Enchantment — Saga (As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game. I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. |
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It's always up-to-date, so visitors know what rides are open, how long the lines are, and which areas are closed due to gremlins. |
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Artifact — Vehicle Flying When this Vehicle enters the battlefield, you may put up to two name stickers on it. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter. Crew 2 2/3 |
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Artifact — Equipment Gear Up, sponsored by Wizards of the Coast — As Souvenir T-Shirt enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. For each Magic-branded item you're wearing, roll an additional six-sided die. Choose two of those results.
Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the first chosen result and Y is the second.
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Artifact — Equipment Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
Equip "I don't know you, but that hammer rings a bell." |
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"WE ARE FILLED WITH TICKETS. WE ARE FILLED WITH PURPOSE." |
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Artifact Creature — Robot When Ticketomaton enters the battlefield, you get "Please do not engage in debates on the nature of reality with the robot staff." —Astrotorium sign 2/2 |
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Artifact Creature — Scarecrow Guest Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker "Unless you're quicker, I wouldn't snicker." 2/3 |
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The glow of the big top can be seen for light years, but its excitement can be felt in the hearts of everyone who's ever been there. |
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Land Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
Nearby Planet enters the battlefield tapped.
When Nearby Planet enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay "Here's a nice place we haven't hit yet." —Captain Rex Nebula |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a letter. Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying. Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.) 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Guest Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them. Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them. 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Merfolk Performer As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number greater than 0. Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number. Partner 3/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Vampire Performer As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a word with five or more letters. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Devil Performer Haste When Devil K. Nevil enters the battlefield, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.) 2/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Lizard Performer As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 4/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Gamer As Vorthos, Steward of Myth enters the battlefield, choose a named Magic character.
Each spell you cast with the chosen character in its name, flavor text, or art costs 1/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Elf Performer As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.) 4/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Cat Performer
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Legendary Creature — Alien Advisor Guest When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters the battlefield, you get 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Angel Performer Flying When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1. 2/2 |
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"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster Legendary Creature — Human Rogue When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat. "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster has menace as long as you're wearing a hat. 5/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Pilot Employee At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target." 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters the battlefield, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
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Legendary Creature — Zombie Employee When Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Whenever you roll a 4, you may tap or untap target artifact or creature. Whenever you roll a 6, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. 1/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
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Legendary Creature — Alien Ooze You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter the battlefield as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.) 0/0 |
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Legendary Creature — Elf Employee You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast common spells from the top of your library. Guests you control get +1/+1. 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Minotaur Performer
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Legendary Creature — Elf Performer Whenever you cast a spell, choose one — • Flavor — Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has. • History — Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard. 1/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Vampire Employee Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa, Midway Manager gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
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Legendary Creature — Human Gamer Guest Deathtouch Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters the battlefield or attacks, open an Attraction. Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer. Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent. 2/2 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Performer Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, open an Attraction.
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Legendary Creature — Human Clown Artificer Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
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Legendary Creature — Human Employee Flying Roxi, Publicist to the Stars's power is equal to the number of permanents you control with an art sticker plus the number of cards in your graveyard with an art sticker. When Roxi enters the battlefield, distribute up to two art stickers among one or two nonland permanents you own. */4 |
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Legendary Creature — Goblin Guest The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn. Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson. 1/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Spider Performer Reach When Spinnerette, Arachnobat enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +2/+0 and has menace. 2/4 |
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Legendary Creature — Vedalken Rogue Employee Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters the battlefield or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
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Legendary Creature — Elephant Mouse Performer Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
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Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear. 1/1 |
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Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [0]: Roll a six-sided die. 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn. |
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Legendary Planeswalker — Jace Space sculptor (Space Beleren divides the battlefield into alpha, beta, and gamma sectors. If a creature isn't assigned to a sector, its controller assigns it to one. Opponents assign first.) [+1]: Creatures in each sector can be blocked this turn only by creatures in the same sector. [−1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in the sector of your choice. [−5]: Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice. |
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Artifact As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop! counter on "0." Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one. Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0." |
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, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered the battlefield this turn.
. You may open a sealed Magic booster pack. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among the cards in that booster pack.
. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.