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Host Creature — Cat When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result. 1/1 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Rigger Flying
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Creature — Human Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment. And thus at Maze's End the runners end their strife. Our saving grace, that hooded kid, is now Guildpact for life. —*RAVNICA! The Musical* 2/2 |
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Creature — Human Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment. So Griselbrand was bound, his rage brought to a halt. 'Til Lili Vess came 'round asking, "Hey, what's in the vault?" —*INNISTRAD! The Musical* 2/2 |
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Creature — Human Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment. Elspeth, blessed by Heliod, stepped up where the hydra trod. Soon afterward, a lesson learned: attack the Champion, get burned! —*THEROS! The Musical* 2/2 |
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Creature — Human Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment. The two Eldrazi titans fell and set the ground a-rumbling! "How come no one ever listens?" old Ugin flew off grumbling. —*ZENDIKAR! The Musical* 2/2 |
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Enchantment
There's no race like gnome. |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight Flying When Chivalrous Chevalier enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent. "I treat every foe according to the highest codes of conduct. Then I kill them." 3/3 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Angel Flying Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle. Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own. 4/4 |
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Instant You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.) "Up high! To the side! Down low! To the left! Other left! Over here—" |
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Enchantment When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield. At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL. |
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Creature — Cat Whenever you're dealt damage,
Augment +1/+2 |
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Creature — Bird Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment +2/+3 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Jackknight. If that artifact is a Contraption, Jackknight gains lifelink until end of turn. "My sword is at your service, as are my scissors, corkscrew, and bottle opener." 1/1 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the garlic press." 2/2 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the gravy boat." 2/2 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the juicer." 2/2 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the melon baller." 2/2 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks." 2/2 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the tea cozy." 2/2 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight Vigilance Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control. His armor is lightweight titanium alloy, but his will is iron. */* |
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Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions. Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) |
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Sorcery Choose one — • Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.) • Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name. The odds are good, but the goods are odd. |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Soldier
"You say you're capable of flying. You got any proof of that?" 2/1 |
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Host Creature — Horse When this creature enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. 2/3 |
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Creature — Rhino Whenever this creature blocks,
Augment +1/+4 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Rigger When Riveting Rigger enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Riveting Rigger and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) "Turn a blender into an arc welder with a portable fusion reactor and a frozen yogurt dispenser? We can do it!" 2/2 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Advisor State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.) 1/1 |
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Instant A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature. In recursive chess, one piece can capture another only after beating it in a game of recursive chess. |
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Host Creature — Camel When this creature enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. 3/3 |
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Sorcery Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.) |
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Instant Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn. "Those who witness my work often question its necessity. I've never understood that." —Dr. Julius Jumblemorph |
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Creature — Cat Bird Scientist
"First attempt: unsuccessful. Instead of an amphibious chicken, hybridization produced an aquaphobic fish." 2/1 |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant your library Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library. If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead. Sometimes the books hit back. |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Beeble Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.) Whenever Blurry Beeble deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. 1/1 |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Rigger Flying When Chipper Chopper enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) 1/1 |
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Creature — Human Spy When Clocknapper enters the battlefield, choose beginning phase, precombat main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.) 2/2 |
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Host Creature — Octopus Rigger When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) 1/3 |
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Sorcery Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.) Storm crow lonely, boon for a birder. Storm crows together, likely a murder. |
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Creature — Human Spy Defective Detective can't be blocked. When Defective Detective enters the battlefield, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card. Nothing gets by her . . . except the evidence, the motive, and the culprit. 2/1 |
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Sorcery Put target nonland permanent into your hand. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color the next time you cast that card. "Dognapping is such an ugly word. I would characterize this as a unilateral redistribution of pets." |
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Creature — Human Spy All graveyards are also your graveyards. Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards. You have to hang around the graveyard if you want to catch the talking dead. */* |
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Creature — Shark At the beginning of your upkeep,
Augment +3/+3 |
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Sorcery Assemble X Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) After a hundred failed patent applications, Cornelian was stunned to find that no one had ever created a steam-powered autonomous ice cream delivery system. He immediately designed a gnome with scoops for hands. |
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Artificer Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost "What's wrong, dear? Nothing a 44-to-22 bronze spur gear and reducer pairing couldn't fix, I bet." 1/3 |
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature As Magic Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature. |
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Host Creature — Human Fish When this creature enters the battlefield, you may draw a card. 3/3 |
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Instant Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn. Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 678. |
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Creature — Elemental Flying Novellamental can block only creatures with flying. "My grandmother had sold the rest of her jewelry long ago, but she left a particular necklace in my care: a golden chain, bearing a raven-shaped charm." 2/1 |
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Creature — Elemental Flying Novellamental can block only creatures with flying. "This pendant was my grandmother's legacy. I sought solitude among the trees as moonlight danced on their branches, her gift safe in my hand." 2/1 |
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Creature — Elemental Flying Novellamental can block only creatures with flying. "The chain fit my neck perfectly, but my heart fluttered with chills as the cool metal came to rest against my chest. I closed the clasp and waited, silent." 2/1 |
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Creature — Elemental Flying Novellamental can block only creatures with flying. "My heart filled with warmth, and I felt my feet lift from the ground. Suddenly, I was free—free to soar, the homes beneath me shrinking to specks on a map." 2/1 |
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Host Creature — Jellyfish When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result. 2/3 |
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Creature — Human Spy
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Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight
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Instant Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) S-U-C-K |
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Creature — Eye Spy Flying Whenever Spy Eye deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library. "That pigeon knows something, and we will find out what." —X 1/3 |
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Creature — Human Spy Rigger Whenever Suspicious Nanny deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.) "Afternoon, folks. Lovely day for a stroll with my authentic human baby." 3/4 |
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Instant Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result. Anyone other than a goblin would've gotten only a hand caught in the cookie jar. |
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Instant Choose two — • Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. • Target creature can't be blocked this turn. • Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card. • Assemble a Contraption. |
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Instant Choose two — • Untap two target permanents. • Tap each permanent target player controls with exactly one word in its name. • Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards. • Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. |
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Instant Choose two — • Draw a card from an opponent's library. • Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. • Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a blue Frog with base power and toughness 1/1. • Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token. |
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Instant Choose two — • Return target permanent to its controller's hand. • Draw two cards, then discard a card. • Change the target of target spell with a single target. • Turn over target nontoken creature. |
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Instant Choose two — • Counter target black-bordered spell. • Return target creature to its owner's hand. • Untap each permanent you control with a watermark. • Roll two six-sided dice. Target player mills X cards, where X is the total of those results. |
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Instant Choose two — • Scry 3. • Create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace. • Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn. • Return all artifacts target player controls to their owner's hand. |
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Artifact Creature — Wall Defender You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled. "You need a six? All right everyone, she needs a six!" 0/4 |
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Host Creature — Snake When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result. 1/2 |
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instant target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.) part basket case, all lowercase. |
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Host Creature — Rat When this creature enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card. 1/1 |
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Creature — Zombie Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.) Brrrrrrrrrrrr . . . 3/3 |
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Creature — Zombie Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.) . . . aaaaaaiiii . . . 3/3 |
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Creature — Zombie Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.) . . . iiiiiiinnnn . . . 3/3 |
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Creature — Zombie Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.) . . . nnnnnssssss! 3/3 |
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Sorcery Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) The S.N.E.A.K. Code clearly permits looting corpses for parts. That just meant Agent 47.3 had to make sure her target was dead first. |
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Creature — Human Villain As Hangman enters the battlefield, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
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Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace. Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life. |
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Creature — Zombie Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield. Zarv no longer trusted the kitten posters telling him to "hang in there." 2/1 |
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Creature — Brainiac At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from Inhumaniac. For the mind-minded mastermind. 1/1 |
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Creature — Troll Ninja Haste
Reveal Masterful Ninja from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn.
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Creature — Ninja You may activate Ninja's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,
Augment +1/+0 |
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Creature — Vampyre Flying Old-Fashioned Vampire gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors. "Stalking hard or hardly stalking, am I right?" 3/3 |
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Enchantment Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.) Creature cards in your graveyard have haste. |
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Creature — Human Ninja Rigger Menace Whenever Overt Operative deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) Saw her coming. Didn't matter. 2/3 |
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Enchantment
By the fourth funeral, the mooks had gotten pretty good at them. |
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Creature — Zombie Head Flying When Skull Saucer enters the battlefield, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice Skull Saucer when your head stops touching the table. No body is ready for this kind of power. 4/1 |
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Creature — Human Spy Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player discards that card. The Agents of S.N.E.A.K.—Serious, Nonstop Espionage and Kidnapping. 2/2 |
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Creature — Human Spy Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing left in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.) The Agents of S.N.E.A.K.—Silent Ninjas Evading Any Kapture. 2/2 |
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Creature — Human Spy Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player loses a finger until Sly Spy leaves the battlefield. (The finger is chosen by its owner and can't roll dice or touch cards.) The Agents of S.N.E.A.K.—Sinister Nerds Eliminating All Knowledge. 2/2 |
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Creature — Human Spy Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing right in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.) The Agents of S.N.E.A.K.—Skilled, Notably Efficient Assassin-Kickers. 2/2 |
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Creature — Human Spy Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals the top card of their library. Put that card into your hand and you lose life equal to its mana value. The Agents of S.N.E.A.K.—Spies Nimbly Eluding Adversaries' Knives. 2/2 |
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Creature — Human Spy Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result. The Agents of S.N.E.A.K.—Subpar, Notoriously Evil Agent Killers. 2/2 |
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Creature — Squirrel Advisor You may tap Snickering Squirrel to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1. "In this line of work, you've got to know how to squirrel things away. Quite literally, in my case." 1/1 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Gamer ( "Just wait—I have a response." 1/1 |
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Enchantment Increase the result of each die you roll by 2. Lucinda didn't know which she enjoyed most: the science, the squirrels, or the maniacal laughter. |
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Creature — Human Rigger Deathtouch When Steady-Handed Mook enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) A mook's life span is just long enough to get just good enough to get careless. 1/1 |
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Host Creature — Scorpion When this creature enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn. 3/2 |
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Sorcery A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Martha was in and out in exactly two minutes—thirty seconds to administer the poison plus a minute and a half to properly refold the napkins. |
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Sorcery Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield under your control. They're Zombies in addition to their other types. (Remove those cards from your deck before beginning a new game.) |
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Creature — Zombie
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Legendary Creature — Brainiac Villain
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Sorcery Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result. Skrab tried to warn his fellow goblins that the hammer was bait for a trap, but they stopped listening at "hammer." |
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Host Creature — Pangolin Beast When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact. 2/2 |
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Host Creature — Lizard When this creature enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. 1/3 |
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Sorcery Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead. |
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Host Creature — Dinosaur When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls. 2/1 |
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Creature — Elemental Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.) Garbage Elemental can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.) 2/4 |
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Creature — Elemental Rigger When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.) 3/1 |
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Creature — Elemental Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.) When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results. 3/2 |
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Creature — Elemental Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.) When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Garbage Elemental deals damage equal to the result to target opponent or planeswalker. 3/3 |
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Creature — Elemental Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.) Each creature you control with any kind of counter on it has art menace. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with two or more visible figures in their art.) 4/3 |
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Creature — Elemental Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.) Battalion — Whenever Garbage Elemental and at least two other creatures attack, target creature can't block this turn. 6/5 |
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Creature — Goblin Hatificer Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace. An accessory in every sense of the word. 2/2 |
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Creature — Orc Warrior Trample
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,
Augment +3/+1 |
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Sorcery Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the result. "Need a hammer? Gotta get your fix? I know a guy." |
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Creature — Goblin Warrior As Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result. Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from Hammer Jammer, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result. 0/0 |
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Enchantment Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, Hammerfest Boomtacular deals 2 damage to any target. It's less "music" and more "straightforward hearing damage." |
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Creature — Elemental (This creature has INFINITE POWER.) It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, "It's so infinite that its flavor text says, ∞/5 |
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Creature — Elemental Horror When It That Gets Left Hanging enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gains haste until end of turn. "Give me . . . some skin." 5/4 |
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Instant Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.)) "It's time to put the 'die' in 'diameter!'" —Flaky the Irrational |
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Creature — Brainiac At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Painiac gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. "You're about to be struck by a brilliant idea!" 0/3 |
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Creature — Goblin Berserker Haste You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn. No rest. No mercy. No reservations. 3/3 |
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Creature — Goblin Rigger Other Riggers you control get +1/+0 and have haste. If a Rigger you control would assemble a Contraption, it assembles two Contraptions instead. "Don't quit now, we're almost done. Then we'll build another one!" 3/3 |
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Creature — Goblin Rigger When Steamflogger of the Month enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) The perks aren't great. 3/3 |
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Creature — Goblin Rigger
When you're dumber than a hammer, every problem looks like one of those things you hit with a hammer. 2/1 |
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Instant Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) Goblins only have two speeds: hard loaf and full-on hammer freak-out. |
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Instant Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.) Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature. "Comin' through!" |
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Creature — Minotaur Warrior Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) "Not again!" 2/1 |
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Creature — Minotaur Warrior Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) "Not again!" 2/1 |
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Creature — Minotaur Warrior Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) "Not again!" 2/1 |
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Creature — Minotaur Warrior Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) "Not again!" 2/1 |
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Creature — Goblin Mutant Triple strike (This creature deals first-strike, regular, and last-strike combat damage.) It's true that two heads are better than one, but after that you run into diminishing returns. 3/3 |
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Sorcery Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.) Ig and Burf discovered the technique by accident when Burf reached for his hammer and missed. |
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Creature — Goblin Rigger When Wrench-Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) Goblin innovator, goblin corpse. Tomayto, tomahto. 1/1 |
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Enchantment Hexproof Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.) |
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Creature — Beast Trample "A stunning example of the breed! Flawless plating, ruthlessly efficient death stroke, and an excellent drool shimmer." 6/4 |
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Creature — Beast Trample "We've not seen one of these on the podium for many seasons. Such magnificent posture and the perfect amount of telltale odor." 6/4 |
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Creature — Beast Trample "Something really special in the baloth category this season, in terms of spike density and quality. We'd like to get a word with the handler, but are unable to locate her at this time." 6/4 |
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Creature — Beast Trample "Not a surprise to see her on the podium. This paragon of tusk curvature is just the latest addition to the long championship lineage of Wildspeaker Ranch." 6/4 |
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Enchantment Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. One fateful night, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, they rose. |
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Sorcery Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. At Crossbreed Labs, "heads or tails" has nothing to do with coins. |
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Creature — Deer Bird Ape Druid
Others try to be the best in their class. She strives to be the best in her phylum. 2/2 |
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Host Creature — Beaver When this creature enters the battlefield, you may untap target permanent. 3/2 |
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Creature — Squirrel Noble Advisor Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.) Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types. Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1. 4/4 |
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Instant Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) Picking hammers is dangerous, but it's still safer than harvesting saw bushes. |
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Creature — Goblin Warrior
People came from miles away just to see the head of the hammer. 2/2 |
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Creature — Squirrel Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield,
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Creature — Hydra Dog As Hydradoodle enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results. Reach, trample Less housebroken than housebreaking. 0/0 |
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Enchantment As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose Flavorful or Bland. • Flavorful — Whenever a creature with flavor text enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. • Bland — Whenever a creature without flavor text enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. "Hallowed be this assemblage of various stuff!" |
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Enchantment As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Whenever a creature with art by the chosen artist enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. "Hallowed be this assortment of diverse things!" |
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Enchantment As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered. Whenever a creature with the chosen border enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. "Hallowed be this compilation of mixed objects!" |
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Enchantment As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose a rarity. Whenever a creature with the chosen rarity enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. "Hallowed be this collection of miscellaneous items!" |
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Enchantment As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose odd or even. Whenever a creature with a collector number of the chosen value enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. "Hallowed be this gathering of eclectic products!" |
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Enchantment As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose a number. Whenever a creature with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.) "Hallowed be this potpourri of sundry goods!" |
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Creature — Goblin Rigger When Joyride Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) chitty-chitty-BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! 3/3 |
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Creature — Monkey Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
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Host Creature — Kangaroo When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result. 1/1 |
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Creature — Hydra At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,
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Sorcery Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control. It smarts more than the average bear. |
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Sorcery Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle. "Be sure to get the tree in the picture." |
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Creature — Wurm Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control,
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Creature — Turtle and/or Elephant
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Creature — Insect Wrestler Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move cards on the battlefield.) Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet. When Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered. 6/6 |
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Creature — Raccoon Lizard Bird When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. "You see that sheen on the fur? The glint in their eyes? Top quality. These are the real deal." 1/1 |
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Creature — Goblin Rigger Whenever another Goblin enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay It's more like a hard day of lunch with a work break between shifts. 1/1 |
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Host Creature — Crocodile When this creature enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. 1/1 |
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Creature — Spider Monkey Scientist Reach
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject.
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Legendary Creature — Human Villain Baron Von Count enters the battlefield with a doom counter on "5." Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left. When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5." 3/3 |
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Sorcery A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.) |
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Enchantment At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it. |
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Legendary Creature Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield). Whenever a host enters the battlefield under your control, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle. 4/4 |
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Legendary Artifact The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference. |
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Legendary Creature — Zombie Villain Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace.
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Sorcery You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle. It's not a carpet moth, it's a feature. |
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Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior When Ol' Buzzbark enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching. 3/3 |
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Legendary Creature — Human Spy Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.
This space intentionally left blank. 2/3 |
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Legendary Planeswalker — Urza [+1]: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1. [−1]: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1. [−6]: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6. |
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Legendary Creature — Human Spy As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed.
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Legendary Creature — Human Villain
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Host Artifact Creature — Angel Flying When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent. 4/4 |
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Artifact Creature — Knight Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian. Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn. Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn. 1/1 |
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Artifact As Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle enters the battlefield, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
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Artifact
"Perhaps you believe, even in these final moments, that you will be saved. But doom has no snooze button, you fools!" —Baron Von Count |
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Artifact Creature — Gnome Rigger Flying
"Cogs on cats / Cogs on dogs / Cogs on hats / And cogs on cogs." —*Song of the Cogmentor* 1/1 |
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Artifact
Common side effects include headaches, ringing in ears, and excessive smithereens. In some cases, a small hole in space-time may develop. |
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Artifact Creature — Killbot "whirrrr . . . beep . . . click . . . click?" 2/1 |
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Artifact Creature — Killbot "click . . . click . . . whirrrr . . . beep." 2/1 |
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Artifact Creature — Killbot "click . . . click . . . beep . . . whirrrr . . ." 2/1 |
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Artifact Creature — Killbot "click . . . whirrrr . . . beep . . . click!" 2/1 |
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Artifact During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
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Artifact Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
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Host Artifact Creature — Construct When this creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token. 2/2 |
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Artifact
Early testing failed because the clones were all thumbs. |
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Legendary Artifact
"Just relax—I brought in a substitute." |
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Legendary Artifact If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results. Krark was the kind of goblin who'd lose his thumb in a wager and come right back with "Double or nothing!" |
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Host Artifact Creature — Dog When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand. 3/3 |
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Artifact — Equipment Equipped creature has " "Time for you to meet the brains of this operation!" —The Big Idea |
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Artifact
"When it comes down to it, science is more art than science." |
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Artifact Creature — Construct Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, Modular Monstrosity gains that ability. Otherwise, Modular Monstrosity loses all keyword abilities. 3/3 |
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Artifact — Equipment Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)
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Artifact Creature — Construct At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,
Augment +1/+1 |
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Artifact When Split Screen enters the battlefield, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it. Play with your libraries' top cards revealed. When Split Screen leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together. |
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Artifact As Staff of the Letter Magus enters the battlefield, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T. Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name. A symbol of _________ in _________ times. |
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Artifact As Stamp of Approval enters the battlefield, choose a watermark. Creatures you control with the chosen watermark get +1/+1. A truly symbolic advantage. |
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Artifact Creature — Construct
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Artifact Creature — Squirrel Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, Steel Squirrel gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Q: Where does a mechanical squirrel hide its nuts? A: In a bolt hole. 1/1 |
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Artifact — Equipment Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
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Host Artifact Creature — Construct When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. 1/1 |
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Land
The Order of the Widget doesn't believe in traveling light. |
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The location of S.N.E.A.K. HQ is a closely guarded secret. |
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The League of Dastardly Doom takes the word "headquarters" very seriously. |
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For the Goblin Explosioneers, there's no crater like home. |
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"WARNING: Do not feed the rhinopus." —Crossbreed Labs campus advisory |
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Shopping List Lamp-hand attachment X-ray contact lenses Discount death ray Two-headed hammer Kitten-fish |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Accessories to Murder, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Applied Aeronautics, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Arms Depot, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains " |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Bee-Bee Gun, until end of turn, target creature gains " |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Buzz Buggy, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Deadly Poison Sampler, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls." |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card." |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Dual Doomsuits, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Duplication Device, until end of turn, target creature becomes a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Faerie Aerie, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Genetic Recombinator, up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Gift Horse, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Gnomeball Machine, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Goblin Slingshot, creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Guest List, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Hard Hat Area, roll two six-sided dice. Hard Hat Area assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Inflation Station, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Insufferable Syphon, target player discards a card. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Jamming Device, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Lackey Recycler, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Mandatory Friendship Shackles, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Neural Network, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Oaken Power Suit, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Optical Optimizer, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains " |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Pet Project, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Quick-Stick Lick Trick, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Rapid Prototyper, create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of artifacts you control. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Record Store, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Refibrillator, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Sap Sucker, add |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Sundering Fork, destroy target artifact. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Targeting Rocket, target creature blocks this turn if able. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Thud-for-Duds, roll two six-sided dice. Thud-for-Duds deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Top-Secret Tunnel, target creature can't be blocked this turn. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Tread Mill, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+2, gains vigilance, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer, target creature gains double strike until end of turn. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Twiddlestick Charger, tap or untap target creature. |
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Artifact — Contraption Whenever you crank Widget Contraption, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) |
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Basic Land — Plains ( |
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: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
can be paid with either 
: Choose one. You may activate this ability while Shellephant is in any zone.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 1/4.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 3/3.